Nobody puts Baby in a corner...?

So, I tried to write a love note to my wife. It went so far out in space, I started quoting entertainers. Mr. Incredible (Craig T. Nelson), Michael Bolton (I celebrate his entire collection), and Patrick Swayze. That did it. I ripped the note to shreds. Truth be told, though, all I've ever needed to know I've learned from watching Dirty Dancing. (Of course I'm kidding. That's why I tore up the aforementioned love note.)